Omfg :( I think i’m scarred for life. Is that an extra obese Huntsman or fake? Also, lol helmet!
Anyone want to send me a scroll of resurrection? Want to start playing again!
Why do some people think they can get away with repeatedly treating others like the shit on their shoe and with no remorse? Even worse when these people are family. Seriously, don’t expect me to go visitng you in hospital when you think it’s absolutely fine to speak to my mother like she is no better than a dog, in front of other family and for no apparant reason. Fuck that.

After swearing off for life a year ago… I’ve just spent the last two evenings assembling a bookcase with drawers, a massive double chest of drawers and a bedside cabinet. I thought it would be fun to tackle, until I clocked those instructions.
Whoever invented flat pack furniture must have been employed by satan himself. Why is there always something that doesn’t quiiiite fit at the end, causing you to have to slowly take it apart again for inspection? All the while praying to baby jesus that it doesn’t ALL come falling apart during. Why is “assembly time” a big fat blatant lie? Why are there always about 10 rogue screws left over and one or two missing of another (vital) set? Why are the holes for identical dowels different sizes making it impossible and why oh WHY are the instructions always in chinese or broken english?
My cat thought it would be absolutely hilarious to keep running off with the little tubes of glue and parking his obese bum on the numerous slabs of wood I was working on, I think he takes immense pleasure in seeing steam come out of my ears like in the cartoons :(